Food puns

Why? Why the fig not! Here’s some of my favourite food puns, which just pickle me. Got a food pun which you love and that isn’t on the list? Let me know!

  • Bitch, peas.
  • It’s nacho problem.
  • Frankly my dear, I just don’t give a ham.
  • Do you wanna taco ’bout it?
  • Hello, is it Brie you’re looking for?
  • Don’t go bacon my heart.
  • Don’t go breakin’ my tart.
  • Have we run out? No, there’s Stiltons of it.
  • That guy was jalapeno grill.
  • For cheddar ’bout it.
  • No more for you, that’s shallot!
  • I’m kind of a big dill.
  • Pollocks to that!
  • Sa-lads on tour!
  • It feels like people don’t carrot all.
  • Tomato is a new day.
  • I wish you were wine.
  • A salt with a deadly weapon.
  • Not mushroom for any more puns (thanks for this oneĀ @missconfig of Saucy Pans!).

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